I tend to avoid talking/thinking about Donald Trump because
a) his popularity is terrifying and inexplicable to me AND
b) I am afraid of summoning him by invoking his name.
Buuut this #AskTrump hashtag is too good to ignore. Here are some of our favorites.
— Brock Lange (@brock_lange) September 21, 2015
Are we sure that @realDonaldTrump isn’t just, like, a nasty comments thread from Reddit that gained sentience and decided to run for office?
— Jonathan Elliott (@jonathanelliott) September 21, 2015
#asktrump If one train was leaving San Francisco at 8am & another was leaving NYC at 10am how long before you say s’thing racist?
— A M’fing Problem. (@thewayoftheid) September 21, 2015
#asktrump how many horcruxes you got
— mark watney af (@traceychieng) September 21, 2015
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 21, 2015
Which white-supremacist account on Twitter is your favorite? #AskTrump
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) September 21, 2015
#AskTrump Why do galaxies and quasars produce about 5 times less ultraviolet light than expected in the low-redshift universe?
— DomNotSoFuckinJoly (@MeltMeister) September 21, 2015
— Adam Mordecai (@advodude) September 21, 2015
When you get hold of the person whose idea this was, will there be hell toupee? #AskTrump
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 21, 2015